Desreconquista
There is an useful adaptation of this carbon-offset scheme for the general, good of society. We contribute to the planting of trees, bushes, and other undergrowths, in order to bring about a forestization of our south-west border.
Imagine people, who are wandering through a maze of wooded carbon-offsetted perfection, saying
“Dado que estamos tan perdido, amigo, !A volver a la casa!”
translation: Since we are so lost, man, Let’s go home!
