Church Football
In the Saint Bernard’s bulletin today there was drawn a comparison between some parishers and the game of football. Since this afternoon is the American feast to commericial hype I submit the following:
Quarterback Sneak: Church members quietly leaving before the final blessing. [Forgetting Judas was the first early leaver. 
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Benchwarmer: Those who do not sing, pray, work, or apparently do anything but sit.
Flex Defense: The Ability to allow absolutely nothing said during the sermon to affect your life.
